Funny Jesus Gifts

A poet who hasn’t missed a thing in life
Right outside of Saltville, in the small community of McGrady, lives 86-year-old Pauline Minton. Like many her age, she lives a simple, solitary life, and few even know she’s there. But what makes Minton stand out of the crowd is her mind. It is sharp, clear and filled with poetry.
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The Jesus Toaster $34.95 Creates Image of Jesus Christ on your daily bread. Great Christmas Gift…

Fred Holy Toast Bread Stamper $1.00 Create your own breakfast miracles with the Virgin Mary Toast Stamp! We’ve heard about people seeing religious icons in sliced tomatoes and even in their porridge, but when we heard there’d been a sighting of the Virgin Mary on a slice of toast we naturally assumed the story had originated in one of those ‘Elvis found living on Pluto with JFK’ style magazines. This Holy Toast Stamp will have batty…

JESUS IS KOSHER WITH ME 1.25 Magnet $0.01 These magnets are manufactured from the highest quality materials… made of a hard metal base, thick mylar, strong magnet and true to life vibrant colors. Put them on your refrigerator, locker, file cabinet or any metal object you can think of! Magnets are great party favors for your next gathering and also make great prizes/giveaways. They are wonderful gifts for everyone!…

Jewish Cello Masterpieces $9.50 A beautiful collection of great Jewish Music. Classics by Ernest Bloch and Max Bruch, mixed with rarely heard gems by Maurice Ravel, Zavel Zilberts, Jacob Wasilkovsky, and David Meyerowitz. “Wie Shlecht es is Ohn Gelt”, a Yiddish Theatre gem, is alone worth the price of admission for its mixture of pathos and humor. The songs by Zilberts are an important and beautiful part of the Jewish music lega…

Saturday Night Live – The Best of David Spade $2.50 Considered one of the bad boys of SNL. David Spade has been making television and movie audiences laugh for years with his unique blend of sarcasm and wit. See where it all began with some of his most memorable moments on SNL. You’ll enjoy Spade’s classic characters like The Receptionist, Gap Girls, Don Lapre, and of course the Flight Attendant wishing you a good day and “Buh Bye”. You’ll also enj…

Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics $7.99 Those degenerate cousins of Beavis and Butt-head have issued a predictable hash of 18 X-rated holiday songs for fans only. Rude, crude, outrageous outhouse humor certain to offend anyone who doesn’t know South Park from the North Pole, these bellicose brats lambaste Hindus, Shintoists, and those of other faiths for not celebrating Christmas and remind us all that we’ll one day be “Dead Dead Dead” …