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Are these slogans offensive…?

These are all on t-shirts or badges in a local shop in my town. Do you consider them to be offensive, or funny, or straddling the delicate barrier between both?

1. “God protect me from all the Christians!”

2. “Jesus loves you, everybody else thinks you’re an idiot.”

3. “Jesus loves you but I’m his favourite!”

and the classic:

4. “Jesus is coming, look busy.”

Please tell me what you think.

They’re not funny or offensive. Bar the last one, which I find rather amusing.

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