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Jesus Bible Crafts

Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 in Uncategorized




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Could Jesus Christ of been an alien?

Now please take time to think about this.

Jesus was the son of god, god lived in the heavens in the sky.
Now Mary was visited by angels (aliens aswell) and got pregnent without having sex, this implies to me they artifically insiminated her, and jesus was a alien/human hybrid.

Where these people seen as gods because of the technology they possessed? The bible recounts of people seeing chariots of fire in the sky, where these there craft?

What i have done is turn the bible around to make the most scientific sense.

Unless you beleive mary did infact get pregnent all by herself, and jesus was a ordinary bloke who turned water into wine.

:D

Great Question, I think you’re on to one of the biggest revelations this world has ever seen. The entire process of putting people into a “garden of eden” and then kicking them out once they’re “fit” completely makes sense too. All the miracles, all the faith coming true over and over again.

Now, take into account that Jesus said he’ll, “come back riding on the clouds” (UFO). Jesus was also lifted up into the sky at the end, or rather, taken up into his spaceship. Everything fits very nicely in terms of technology. All of his miracles are completely doable, and the best part about this is that you can have your cake and eat it to; however, there remains one question then…

Provided that this IS true, it means that he’s coming back, right… Now, obviously, the whole Judgement scenario becomes possible LITERALLY… And the question remains: what happens to all the people who DON’T get into heaven (a.k.a. the kingdom a.k.a. space)… Well, apparently that’s what Apophis the asteroid is for… Now, provided that all these variables are ACTUALLY true, which takes a huge leap of faith, it means that those “left behind” are going to get blasted by a big asteroid in exactly the year 2029!!! Just before 2030, JUDGEMENT DAY! How about that, but then you have to wonder, how are all these Christians EVER going to accept JESUS for real??? Know what I mean??? He’ll show up, and they’ll try to kill him AGAIN! Something tells me this time he’s playin for keeps… To think, that you can have this potential in life, and still have potential for an afterlife too! Now that’s having the cake and eating it too!

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