Jesus Games

Wait…so why can’t Jesus be playing video games?

In my other question, people were telling me that Jesus has more important things to do than play video games. Do you mean to tell me that Jesus is limitted in his abilities, and that he has to prioritize tasks in order of importance, and that he can’t, for example, answer prayers and play StarCraft at the same time?

I believe everyone who told you that just got severly owned.

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Catholic Saint Memory Holy Card Game-Jesus & Mary-Fun for Children-Beautiful Art $9.99

MIRACLES OF JESUS CARD GAME COLORFUL ILLUSTRATIONS $11.69

Philosophers Guild Magnetic Personality You’ll think the see in Einstein’s famous equation stands for ‘cute’ when you play with this adorable finger puppet. On your finger, he’s a puppet; on your fridge, he’s a magnet; in your puppet collection he’s a genius….

The Big Lebowski The Jesus Magnet BM4119 $3.95 After printing a high resolution image, the manufacturer then laminates thepicture and pulls it around all 4 edges of a hard cardboard backing. It is thenglued down on the back where it meets a hard magnet which covers about 95% ofits back.The edges are all rounded for a smooth feel, and because of all the material,the magnet should sit about 1/8-1/4 of an inch off any surface. Magnet measures3.5 …

SMILE JESUS LOVES YOU TOTE (1 DOZEN) – BULK $19.99 Vinyl “Smile! Jesus Loves You!” Tote Bags. Each with a snap closure. 8″ x 8″ with 4 1/2″ handles….

The Gospel Road $6.24 Features include: •MPAA Rating: G•Format: DVD•Runtime: 93 minutes…

The Andrew Lloyd Webber Collection $6.55 Sarah Brightman’s career was launched by her success in Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Phantom of the Opera, so it’s no surprise to hear the soprano paying homage to the composer on this disc. Really a Brightman best-of, the album includes the Phantom theme (a duet with Michael Crawford), the light-opera fare of “Chanson D’enfance” from Aspects of Love, “Don’t Cry for Me, Argentina” from Evita, and numerou…

Chess $11.70 Chess is a musical that sounds like it shouldn’t work but instead succeeds surprisingly well. This is the original concept album that was recorded before the musical was staged in London. Chess is the story of a love triangle told against the backdrop of an international chess tournament during the height of the cold war. The composers are Benny Andersson and Bjorn Ulvaeus (the Bs in ABBA) and the…