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Funny Bible Quotes
Can you find funny Bible quotes in the Bible? Even though it is not a book for jokes or humor, you can still find some funny phrases and stories inside the Bible. They are some of the most entertaining Christian funny quotes you can find.
So why it is so? Does God want to tell us it is good and encouraged to have fun and enjoy ourselves? Does you want to tell us he is not that serious and strict that some of us may think? You can think anyway you like, but the fact is we can find many funny quotes in the Bible.
Here are some of the funniest parts you can find…
Proverbs 21:19 (New Living Translation)
“It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.”
2. Funny Christian Quote:
Proverbs 31:6 (New International Version)
“As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.”
3. Funny Bible Quote:
One time, Jesus was asked to leave town to for kill all the pigs… Matthew 8:28-34 (New International Version)
“When he arrived at the other side in the region of the Gadarenes, two demon-possessed men coming from the tombs met him. They were so violent that no one could pass that way. “What do you want with us, Son of God?” they shouted. “Have you come here to torture us before the appointed time?”
Some distance from them a large herd of pigs was feeding. The demons begged Jesus, “If you drive us out, send us into the herd of pigs.” He said to them, “Go!” So they came out and went into the pigs, and the whole herd rushed down the steep bank into the lake and died in the water. “
4. Funny Bible Quote:
Proverbs 29:20 (New Living Translation)
“There is more hope for a fool than for someone who speaks without thinking.”
Did you enjoy the funny quotes above taken from the Bible? Then you can find even more amusing quotes and funny stories here.
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