Jesus Life Bracelets

Suppose I’d ever re-join the church, thus be baptized, what do you think of this creed ?
“I believe in God, the Father almighty. Or at least it stands to reason there has to be some sort of greater power – you know, like electricity sort of thing.
And in Jesus Christ, who was obviously a fantastic bloke, and it’s been proved historically that he actually did exist around that time – actually. Who was conceived by the Holy Ghost, born of the Virgin Mary… No, don’t laugh, it could happen.
After all, they can do it in a test tube these days. I mean, that proves it, doesn’t it. The third day he rose again from the dead – a sort of reincarnation, if you like…
Did you see that programme on BBC 2? I believe in the Holy Ghost, telephathy, flying saucers, black magic, there must be something in astrology, gay liberation, the Lochness monster, the Abominable Snowman, the Surrey Panther, copper bracelets for rhumatism, levitation, water divining, Poltergheist, and the life everlasting – that is, if the bloody Russians don’t invade Poland. Amen.”
This works for you? This answers your questions about our purpose, our existence? Okay…..have a great day.
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