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Jesus Secretary

Posted on Thursday, November 20, 2008 in Uncategorized




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Tell your best to God / Jesus jokes?

Here are 2 of my favorites: 1) Jesus walks into an inn, throws 3 nails on the counter and said, hey, can you put me in the night? 2) God calls for his secretary to check his messages while he was away from the office. His secretary said, God, you have 5000 messages from people asking you to remedy their hangovers. You have 10,000 messages to Las Vegas for an application 7. And God we launch a game? As you are a terrible lot of people call to say they are coming!

Please do fun of Christ.

Jesus’ Secretary Trailer


Saturday Night Live - The Best of David Spade


Saturday Night Live – The Best of David Spade


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Considered one of the bad boys of SNL. David Spade has been making television and movie audiences laugh for years with his unique blend of sarcasm and wit. See where it all began with some of his most memorable moments on SNL. You’ll enjoy Spade’s classic characters like The Receptionist, Gap Girls, Don Lapre, and of course the Flight Attendant wishing you a good day and “Buh Bye”. You’ll also enj…

The Best of Cheaters, Vol. 1: Uncensored


The Best of Cheaters, Vol. 1: Uncensored


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If you like the gritty reality of “Cops” and the hilarity of “Jerry Springer,” you’ll love CHEATERS. Unlike other talks shows that are on stage (and perhaps staged), CHEATERS is on the street and shot with handheld cameras, giving all the pain and mis…

Exorcism


Exorcism


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Studio: Wea-des Moines Video Release Date: 09/23/2004…

David O. McKay and the Rise of Modern Mormonism


David O. McKay and the Rise of Modern Mormonism


$19.76


Ordained as an apostle in 1906, David O. McKay served as president of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints from 1951 until his death in 1970. Under his leadership, the church experienced unparalleled growth – nearly tripling in total membership – and becoming a significant presence throughout the world. The first book to draw upon the David O. McKay Papers at the J. Willard Marriott Li…

Neither Saint nor Scoundrel: Almon Whiting Babbitt - Territorial Secretary of Utah


Neither Saint nor Scoundrel: Almon Whiting Babbitt – Territorial Secretary of Utah


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The story of Almon Babbitt is the story of an imperfect and contrary Saint in the first years of the Mormon Church. He was a confidant and counselor to Joseph Smith, a lawyer and developer of every major Church interest from Kirtland to Nauvoo to Salt Lake City, yet he failed to come to Joseph Smith just before his murder, and competed with Brigham Young for the governorship of Utah. Excommunicate…

In the Company of Prophets


In the Company of Prophets


$7.45


Personal experiences of D. Arthur Haycock with Heber J. Grant, George Albert Smith, David O. McKay, Joseph Fielding Smith, Harold B. Lee, Spencer W. Kimball, and Ezra Taft Benson….


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