Jesus Seminar Membership

growing weary upon your christian path?

I am here to help. I have started a church called the Church of Christology. Did you know that most of your problems are caused by sin-implants created by alien heathenoids? I have developed fourteen powerful mental technologies which decrypt the sin cyphers and clear you for your progress towards SUPERPURE. The Church of Christology is the only church that uses a technological interface to physically remove sin and assure your salvation. Beginning seminars are 1,800 dollars plus 234 dollars for the cd set and instruction book.
We have already cleansed over one thousand people at our Christology headquarters in Redondo Beach.
One thing we strongly reccomend during our seminars is that you cut off contact with friends and family. loved ones can unwittingly deepen your sin routes and we are trying to cleanse you of that. Contact me for more information on how you can obtain membership to the Church of Christology where “Jesus is the point of power.”

Gosh this impoverished God lauder wishes she had the enterprise and initiative to have organised such a lucrative and profitable propheting cult …

To the entrepreneur his due, the only flaw seems to be the ostracisation from family, friends and peers, then it falls into the realm of media brainwashing whereby a nation of people are reduced to cattle fodder, sitting before tv screens transfixed upon imagery and nonsensical data .. But the media barons are rich and you wouldn’t give up your tv shows for anything or anyone right …

What is your opinion Dr. Wright, of the conclusions reached by the Jesus Seminar?