Live Jesus Bracelet

Help, does this make me Christian?! read below?

Ok, so being Christian is basically about trying to live life like Christ did. In High School I was agnostic, but I hid it because I was in the bible belt in Mississippi. Sometimes I would wear a WWJD bracelet so girls would like me. So basically, when I wore the bracelet, I got nailed.
Does this make me Christian since I got nailed with the WWJD bracelet just like Jesus got nailed… to a cross?
Well this technically means that Jesus brought some love into my life.,.. Hot sweaty dirty love!!!

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