Novelty Jesus Gifts
In my dream, I wanted to use my Jesus bobble head as a sex toy. What the hell? What does that mean?
I had a really strange dream, at one point I was trying to take a shower but it was impossible to get to the shower. I had to climb book shelves, go across ledges, but I just couldn’t do it. Also, in my dream I wanted to use my Jesus bobble head (novelty gift from my sister, she’s much more religious than I am) as a sex toy after my shower.
In another scene, my two siblings and my parents were all trying to cram into a truck, but it was too tight. My father (an alcoholic mess with a record) was driving the car. All the while, my sister is speaking to him harshly and calling him names, but I feel very defensive of him in the dream, which is strange because I don’t like my father either.. I’m not gonna defend him.
In another scene, my sister and brother are reading bibles. And finally, in one scene, i’m sitting in a church next to my agnostic cousin and we’re casually chatting.
Am I having a religious crisis? I’d just like more insight from other people.
No, you’re just horny and need a shag. Is the Jesus bobble head good-looking?
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