Plastic Jesus Figurine

Which one of these is worse?

A) Fake Christians
B) Fake atheists
C) Real atheists
D) False Gospels
E) Joel Osteen
F) Joel Osteen’s wife
G) Liberal Churches
H) Cold Spaghetti-o dinners
I) False Teachers (see also option E)
J) Oprah Winfrey w/o make-up
K) Plastic Jesus figurines
L) Millionaire preachers
M) John 3:16 fanatics
N) Cafeteria Christians
O) Crayon Christianity
P) Sunday Christians
Q) “Hell doesn’t exist” Christians
R) “God doesn’t hate sin” Christians
S) “God forgives everyone” Christians
T) “God saves everyone” Christians
U) “Can’t name 3 books of the Bible” Christians
V) “Don’t believe in science” Christians
W) “Don’t have faith in faith” Atheists
X) “Can’t see God so He doesn’t exist” Atheists
Y) “I’ve read the Bible 9 times” Atheists
Z) “I know more than 95% of the world who believe in God” Atheists

All but H, K and possibly O. I have no idea what a crayon Christian is. We are all equally guilty before God. H and K are inanimate objects. O, for all I know, does not exist.

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