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Plastic Jesus Night Light

Posted on Thursday, December 17, 2009 in Uncategorized




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Is this one of the 7 signs of the Apocalyspe?

I saw the most horrific thing today. It was a giant inflatable manger for your front lawn complete with Mary, Joseph and Baby Jesus. As if the light up plastic ones wern’t bad enough.

I can’t see how any self respecting Christian could justify buying something like this. Seeing as how I saw it inflated in someone front yard tonight, I guess some do. Don’t you think that Jesus would be totally offended by this tacky, resouce- wasting, display of consumerism?

It just makes me want to sneak into their yard and take a butcher knife to it. Or maybe, since its really windy tonight, I can just cut the tie downs and watch the Holy Family fly off into the night. Can you imagine the news headlines?
Hmmm…jail time. Not sure if it would be anything more than a misdemeanor for vandalism. The company who manufactured the product should get jail time tho.
Funny thing too is that Im not even Christian yet I find this item so offensive.
I’m demonic? LOL!!
You own one don’t you?

Lol! You’re right those are horrible! I didn’t know they made manger ones but I can’t stand the Santa ones. Please destroy it and save that well meaning family some major embarrassment. What is Christmas turning into?

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White Plastic Jesus Night Light


White Plastic Jesus Night Light


$8.50



Plastic Jesus Night Light 5.75 Case Pack 144


Plastic Jesus Night Light 5.75 Case Pack 144


$409.99


itz a night lamp . Case Pack 144 Please note: If there is a color/size/type option, the option closest to the image will be shipped (Or you may receive a random color/size/type)….

Plastic Jesus Night Light 5.75 Case Pack 144


Plastic Jesus Night Light 5.75 Case Pack 144


$407.25



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