Really Funny Jesus Jokes

Really funny joke!?

A girl named Mary is in Sunday School and beginning to get very tired. She soon starts drifting off into sleep. The teacher points at Mary for her to answer this question” Who is our Savior?”
A boy pokes her with a pencil to get her to wake up.
” Oh Jesus Christ” Replies Mary
Mary drifts off into slumber again.
The teacher points to her for another question.
” Who do we pray to?”
The boy pokes her again with a pencil to get her to wake up.
” Holy Jesus!”
She falls asleep once again.
The man points to her for a question once again.
” What did Eve say to Adam when they had there 29th child?”
The boy pokes mary with the pencil again.
Mary replies ” If you stick that thing in me one more time i’ll rip it in half!”

LOL right?

omg that was so funny. I’m dying right now laughing. lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

Funny Jesus

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