Sweet Jesus T Shirt

What if Jesus was your boss and always stares down your shirt?
Would you deny Him? Would you report our Lord and Savior? Imagine, 2010 years with no sex and he comes at you offering you his sweet messianic loving’? He’ll go both ways and no looking back (or up in his case). What would you say? 2010 years a man is surely going to go mentally insane! Would he force himself on you and then go pray and wash away this bloody omen type of sin? Bald headed guys wouldn’t deny Him, I don’t think I would either. Secretly I like to put peanut butter in coffee.
I ramble ’cause I have the ADHD! (I kinda like Jesus. Am I going to Hell?) lol
Oh, Jesus is the one ‘pitching’
wow! Uhm okay…….well, I’d take advantage of the situation, and ask him for bigger ones , to make him even happier.
I figure, what the heck,….it’s Jesus, he can do anything…..so, why not get something, if he’s gonna stare anyway, It’s a win-win situation.
Peanut butter in coffee, huh? Hmmmmmmmmm……..I just might have to try that.
Cute Things… EXPLODING Season ONE MONTAGE!!!
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