Talking Jesus Action Figure Doll

The Talking Jesus Doll?

The Talking Jesus Doll has been sold out at most Walmart stores. I’m wondering if this holy action figure could be the harbinger of doom for American Christianity. i mean … what child is going to grow up with “the fear of the Lord” when his Lord is on the bottum of his toy box, headless and naked?
hmmm just imagine what Jesus will be doing with Barbie. uh oh.

And the Lord said “Pull my string”.

Toys for Tots rejects talking Jesus dolls

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